Trash Trailer of the Day #1

Okay, I'll start a new irregular series: Trash Trailer of the Day. There are so many hilariously bad Movie or Video Game Trailers, I think it's just fair to pick one every day. Today we start with the German Trailer for The Ninja Mission, a movie from 1984 about a Ninja fighting against the evil russians. The English trailer may be hilarious, but the German translation really takes the cake. Highlights include "If the Terminator was russian, we would not stand a chance" and "He mows his enemies down like weeds in the garden of freedom".