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Trash Trailer of the Day #3

mstum — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 15:26:44 +0000

Todays entry in the irregular series is once again German, it's the Trailer for the Movie "Top Mission". On one side, the cast doesn't look to bad, with Heiner Lauterbach having a role. But if you hear some of the people talk, it's just ridicoulous, and the line "The first German action movie to set a new standard" is priceless, especially this is movie is virtually unknown. But the icing on the cake is that last sequence of Cayhume turning his head to the camera...

Trash Trailer of the Day #2

mstum — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 11:50:41 +0000

Today's entry in the Trash Trailer of the Day series I've started yesterday is a video game promo trailer released on the game's website - Red Alert 3 by Electronic Arts. The game is deliberately cheesy and B-Movie style, with an All-Star cast featuring Tim Curry, Peter Stormare, George Takei and some annoying women. I absolutely adore this trashy style, but this trailer goes much too far.

If I were only to pick out one standout scene, it would be the everybody dance now segment starting 1:23, but George Takei declaring that all our base are belong to them is also memorable.

Trash Trailer of the Day #1

mstum — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 13:00:48 +0000

Okay, I'll start a new irregular series: Trash Trailer of the Day. There are so many hilariously bad Movie or Video Game Trailers, I think it's just fair to pick one every day. Today we start with the German Trailer for The Ninja Mission, a movie from 1984 about a Ninja fighting against the evil russians. The English trailer may be hilarious, but the German translation really takes the cake. Highlights include "If the Terminator was russian, we would not stand a chance" and "He mows his enemies down like weeds in the garden of freedom".